When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude

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clearly-misunderst0od:  ..what
assistantt0theregionalmanager: I love this gif for two reasons: 1) people of color are very underrepresented in ballet so it’s wonderful to see this girl doing what she loves 2) WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GIF LOOP
gifdrome: Court - 7 tonnes 3 A Positive blog that you will love!
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br000t: healthy-mind-body-me: the fuck am i suppose to do with this i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
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