*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
When I catch my pencil from falling:
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
Truth is, I'd really hate to see you with someone...
cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance: I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN